Stories

David Rule

Nicola tells us that her daughter just told her first joke: watching Nicola chop some spring onions she laughed "Careful or they might spring away!" Renée laughs that a Japanese character for Szechuan pepper is shared with weed. Jamie tells about Mary sending a call over the radio yesterday for urgent assistance for Eirwen who had been found flat on her back outside an auditorium door. When she came round she explained she'd opened the door so sharply she'd knocked herself out. Jen tells us how her American friends are always asking her to explain crumpets because they sound dirty and explains that honeybutter to sweeten cornbread really is honey and butter. Shane remembers students making themselves newspaper boiler suits to paint the classrooms last year and how they ripped them off at the end of the day and came away clean. Dave laughs about the time he drank a bottle of soy sauce for a bet and woke with the worst hangover. Renée tells of visiting a hippy who paints weevils and whose generations of cats populate the whole village.

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